You're a busy person. You barely have time to sit down for a few minutes to rest, let alone fit in all the other stuff you wanted to do, like hit the gym or share some laughs with friends. Well, we can't help get you into shape, but we can definitely give you things to laugh about and share with those you know.
1. When you're driving over these things and you get upset because you didn't get the boost.
2. Good try fortune cookie, but she's probably still not going to try that "thing" you want to do in bed.
3. But I bet she paid somewhere in the neighborhood of my entire net worth for it.
4. The face your cat makes at you when you leave him outside all night.
