Single girl logic is worse than just women's logic. Seriously, it's a whole other ball game. It's more twisted, dark, cynical...and sometimes nonsensical. I know this because I am this creature that I speak of and I laugh at my logic in retrospect. Some of these may not necessarily apply to all single girls...but I know that all of you, FOR A FACT, have danced in a circle to Beyonce's Single Ladies in an illusion of happiness at the fact that you're "single and independent," only to end up going home to your empty apartment smelling of regret and shame, stuffing your face with three-dollar street-meat while Beyonce goes home to her loving husband.
And, guys, you know that most of these are highly accurate, as I'm sure someone, somewhere, has said these exact things to you or to someone you know. Now, it's time to laugh at the hilarity that is the single girl's brain:
1. Accurate.
2. The friendzone is full of these guys.
3. It's a never-ending cycle of douchebaggery, tears and bodily fluids.
3. It's a never-ending cycle of douchebaggery, tears and bodily fluids.
4. If girls only realized this...
